Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all my pals. You-know-who came home at 4 am this morning. The good part was that someone gave him a big bag of people food and he gave me a lot!
Just between you and me, I think he was drinking alcoholic beverages because he kissed me right on my nose. Yechh ! What a cat has to put up with to get some roasted pork.
My Pictures What a family.......
The Cat's Meow And Puppy Dog Tales: A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other. The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay and he starts feeling the rabbit.
The snake says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, two long ears and big back feet..." The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!"
Then the rabbit feels the snake. He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..." The snake says, "Oh crap, I'm a lawyer!"
|"See, I know you told me not to play in the mud puddle, and I wasn't playing in the mud puddle, but what happened was......"|
A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same thing. As he was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat farther and farther away, but the darn cat would always beat him home.
At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and he left the cat there.
Hours later, the man calls home to his wife and says, "Jen, is the cat there?" His wife answers. "Yes. Why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answers, "Put that damn cat on the phone. I'm lost and I need directions!"
That's it for now. More Soon!