Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Proverbs - Kitty Style

Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - -Dave Platt "

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." --Bruce Graham

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow." --Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemmingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." --Unknown

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." --Albert Schweitzer "

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." --Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." --Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic"

"My husband said it was either him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."

"Dogs have owners....cats have a staff".

Stray Tuned !


Rose said...

The first thing I heard when I opened your blog was "Europa"....love, love that music.

I've never owned a cat. I'm allergic....they seem like quite the mischief creatures don't they?

I enjoy your stories about your cat named "Shithead". LOL

Hugs, Rose

Solitary Dancer said...

The relationship I have with my cats--'Priceless'

Good post and oh so very true


garnett109 said...

My Sassy loves cats........
up a tree that is, lol!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Possum, what a smart kitty for finding all of those quotes. I am sure you are in full training mode to ensure the right reverence from your staff.

REGINA said...

hey, i don't pee on the carpet, i am litter box trained....my cat taught me right ! !

i love your quotes,poss (or do you prefer hemm, lol). they are right on the mark.

i also liked the pics.

keep cool, dude.